FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Are your breasts real?

YES. Very, very real. Really real.

Are you really that tall?

YES. Very, very tall. Really tall.

How do I book?

It's simple! Just use my Contact Form or send an email to buxombrandy@gmail.com For the best chance of securing your desired day/time, please enquire as far in advance as possible & allow a generous response time.

How much notice do you need?

In my home city I juggle another career, study, volunteering, a social life, & a long-term arrangement along with being Brandy. I usually only have one to two days of availability each week. For this reason I recommend booking two+ weeks in advance to avoid disappointment.

I start taking tour bookings as soon as I announce, with availability usually becoming quite tight the month before. I have limited time for admin. or responding to enquiries once on tour & it is highly unlikely I will be available to take 'short notice' or 'on the day' bookings.

As fly-me-to-you bookings require aligning schedules & a significant amount of planning, I recommend enquiring a minimum one month in advance for domestic, two months in advance for international. As much notice as possible is best!

Do you have a service list?

No. I enjoy meeting people & having an organic experience, & I feel bookings are much more enjoyable for both parties when they flow naturally. That being said, I absolutely do understand having preferences or wanting something in particular. Please feel free to include this in your enquiry & I shall let you know if I’m the right provider for you.

As a general guide: I am not a 'submissive' or 'hardcore' provider; I do not allow unprotected services, anal play on me or filming; & I do not enjoy excessive DFK (I do enjoy passionate kissing & light tongue).

For more information regarding Fetish & Kink services, please refer to my dedicated Fetish & Kink experiences page.

What does Tier 1, Tier 2 mean?

I desire to make my rates structure as simplified as possible. For this reason I've categorised some services into 'Tier 1' & 'Tier 2'.

For Fly-Me-To-You bookings: 'Tier 1 International' refers to destinations with a <8hr direct flight from my home city; generally most of the Asia-Pacific region. 'Tier 2 International' refers to destinations with a >8hr flight time &/or connecting flights.

For Fetish & Kink: 'Tier 1' denotes more general fetish & kink. 'Tier 2' denotes more specialised services &/or services that require additional preparation, equipment, physical exertion, injury risk, mental energy, recovery time, or clean-up, etc. & therefore incur a higher fee.

Do you screen?

Yes. Clients are screened in a multitude of ways. My booking process usually affords me sufficient information to be comfortable proceeding with our date. Very occasionally, or for FMTY bookings, I may ask for some additional information.

I do NOT require information about a client’s looks, body type, race, ethnicity, age (18+ only), status, etc. These things are completely irrelevant to what makes a good client & I don’t discriminate. Attitude, hygiene & respect are far more important.

How do I pay my deposit?

I have a variety of deposit options to suit all clients. Deposits can be made via:

1) Beem (available on the AppStore or GooglePlay). Free, secure, instant. Make payments to: @buxombrandy

Your name is the only thing necessary to write in the comment. Bank statement will show 'Eftpos Debit Beem'.

2) Osko online bank transfer. Payments must be received & cleared to secure booking. Account details provided upon enquiry.

3) Westpac SmartATM deposit. For clients wishing to use cash, account details provided upon enquiry.

To find SmartATM locations: westpac.com.au/locateus For deposit instructions: youtu.be/tyL-McNlaPQ

4) Prezzee Smart eGift Card. For clients using a credit card. Visit: prezzee.com.au Recipient: Brandy Burquardt, buxombrandy@gmail.com

Please ensure it is a 'Prezzee Smart eGift Card'. It is not necessary to write a comment. Credit card statement will show 'Prezzee purchase'.

5) International options available upon enquiry.

Can't I just call/text you?

Sure, you can text me AFTER you're a confirmed client. I have previously trialled advertising my phone number & found the sheer number of enquiries & admin. involved overwhelming, and the enquiry-to-booking conversion rate abysmal. Email enquiries suit me best: it allows me to prioritise regular & existing clients as they're the ones with my number, it weeds out most 'timewasters' & low quality enquiries, it allows me to respond whenever I'm doing my admin. (do you really want to be receiving a text reply at 10pm or 6am two days later?), & it also affords me a greater work/life balance as I only have my Brandy-phone with me on days I have bookings.

Should I bring a gift?

Gifts are absolutely never expected but always appreciated. You can view my Interests if you'd like ideas or my WishTender can take care of everything for you. I generally don't enjoy receiving lingerie/clothing/heels unless they're from my wishlist as it is incredibly difficult to find the right fit & I'd hate for your gift to go to waste. Accessories are a safer choice, as long as you keep in mind you're shopping for a giant!

What about Covid or Mpox? (formerly known as monkeypox)

I am double-dose vaccinated & triple boosted. I implement a range of precautions to mitigate Covid risk, including: assessing for symptoms of respiratory illness, infra-red (contactless) temperature checking of clients on arrival, offering RATs, thorough cleaning & sanitising, optimising air flow, Rapid Antigen Testing every day I have bookings, & being flexible with my cancellation policy in the case of Covid.

I am double-dose vaccinated for Mpox. To mitigate transmission risk I: infra-red (contactless) temperature check clients on arrival; check for rash, blisters, or swollen lymph nodes; assess for symptoms of respiratory illness; thoroughly clean & sanitise; & am flexible with my cancellation policy in the case of Mpox.

TERMS & CONDITIONS

Deposit/Cancellation Policy

Perth/Boorloo bookings: As I have limited availability I require payment of a $200 /hr of booking deposit in order to secure our time together. Prompt payment is necessary as your time can only be reserved once a deposit is received. In the event you have to cancel, with >48hrs notice, I can roll your deposit over to another booking. With <48hrs notice your deposit may be forfeit.

On Tour: As my tours most often book-out, I require payment of a $200 /hr of booking deposit in order to secure our time together. Prompt payment is necessary as your time can only be reserved once a deposit is received. In the event you have to cancel, with >48hrs notice, I may be able to roll your deposit over to another booking *if I have any availability left that tour*. If I do not have any remaining availability, or with <48hrs notice your deposit will be forfeit.

Fly-Me-To-You's: A deposit of 50% of booking fee plus expenses is required to secure a Fly-Me-To-You. Prompt payment is necessary as your time will only be reserved & travel plans made once your deposit is received. In the event you have to cancel, with >1wks notice, the possibility of rolling your deposit over to another booking will be subject to my availability & entirely dependent on the cancellation policies of the booked hotel & airline/s. It is likely an additional deposit payment will be required to cover cancellation/change fees. With <1wks notice your deposit will be forfeit.

In the highly unlikely event that I have to cancel, rolling your deposit over to another booking or a prompt refund will be offered.

Health & Hygiene Policy

My health & hygiene is incredibly important to me. I use safer sex practices, have regular STI screenings, & in addition to the standard recommended vaccinations I'm also vaccinated against Influenza (annually), Hepatitis A & B, & HPV. I expect health & hygiene to be important to clients also. Bookings are contingent on the following conditions:

1) All clients must shower at the commencement of every booking. I recommend washing thoroughly & paying particular attention to your underarms, backside & genitals (inc. under the scrotum & pulling back the foreskin if applicable). Although it is awkward, clients still exhibiting poor hygiene or odour will be asked to shower again. The cleaner you are the more enjoyable our booking will be! Bodywash (both scented & unscented), deodorant, mouthwash, & a fresh towel will be provided. If you have showered immediately prior to your arrival, then just a quick rinse to freshen up is necessary.

2) Clients must pass a STI (sexually transmitted infection) check. Usually I discreetly incorporate this into the foreplay & most clients may not be aware. If there is anything questionable, suspicious, or requiring closer inspection then your STI check may be more overt. The presence, or suspected presence, of a STI may result in immediate termination of booking without refund. In some cases a limited or modified service may be offered.

Violations of Consent

There are several acts that are serious violations of consent & will result in immediate termination of booking without refund. These are:

1) Any attempt at unprotected sex or sexual contact without the use of a barrier method prophylactic i.e. a condom. This includes attempts to 'stealth', remove, break, slip or roll-up the condom. This is sexual assault, a criminal offence punishable by law, & will be treated accordingly.

2) Any attempt at filming, photography or otherwise recording our time together. Personal items shall be secured before bookings commence. Obtaining intimate images or video of someone without their explicit consent is image-based abuse, a criminal offence punishable by law, & will be treated accordingly.

3) Any attempt to not make payment, under-pay, withdraw or cancel payment, or reacquire any amount of the booking fee after services have taken place. (One of the things) my consent is contingent on is full-payment. Without this it is sexual assault by fraud or deception, a criminal offence punishable by law, & will be treated accordingly.

4) Any attempt to force sexual acts, perform acts without my consent, continue acts after being told 'no', or continue to attempt acts after being told 'no'. Consent is integral to all bookings. Rough, violent, abusive or 'boundary pushing' behaviour will not be tolerated. If attempts reach the point of sexual assault, a criminal offence punishable by law, they will be treated accordingly.

Privacy Policy

I consider what occurs between us behind closed doors to be private. Your identity, personal information, particulars or anything disclosed during sessions remains confidential. I expect the same consideration from clients in return. Testimonials; tasteful comments, verification of myself as a legitimate provider; or confirmation of punctuality, photo authenticity, professionalism, etc. are accepted. Misogynistic, graphic, dehumanising or ludicrously embellished tales are not. I do not appreciate 'reviews' or being mentioned on forum websites, & do not desire to see the participants of such forums. I also will not tolerate any attempt to use the 'promise of a good review' or 'threat of a bad review' as a way to blackmail or extort services from me.